Have yourself a very merry MuppetÂ? Christmas with this all-new holiday movie starring KermitÂ? the Frog, Miss PiggyÂ? and the whole MuppetÂ? gang Â? plus a celebrity cast featuring David Arquette,... more » Joan Cusack and Whoopi Goldberg, with cameos by Matthew Lillard, William H. Macy, Carson Daly, Kelly Ripa, Joe Rogan, Molly Shannon and the cast of "Scrubs"! 'Tis the night before Christmas and the Muppet Theater is in danger of being torn down. And when bad goes to worse, Kermit begins to believe the world would be a better place if he'd never been born. But don't worry! With heavenly help and hilarious send-ups of just about every holiday movie ever made, Kermit and the Muppets discover what matters most is their love for each other.Featuring show-stopping musical numbers like "Moulin Scrooge!" (starring Miss Piggy as 'Saltine'), this "charming and clever" (The San Diego Union-Tribune) holiday classic will have the whole family laughing!« less
James R. from EMERALD ISLE, NC Reviewed on 11/26/2009...
Great holiday movie. The muppets are great.
Movie Reviews
The Muppets Show Their Age, But Still Entertain
Kle Furre | Woodbridge, VA | 03/10/2006
(3 out of 5 stars)
"I did my footwork before purchasing this disc, so I wasn't expecting a classic - I was merely expecting the Muppets to show up.
And show up they did. It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie is a decidedly mixed bag which will entertain longtime Muppet fans and impressionable rugrats, but anyone else is going to be mildly amused at best and flat-out bored at worst.
Listed as a 2002 production, the film showcases what's left of the faded energy of the old school Muppets ensemble: Steve Whitmire (as a sharp Kermit), and to a lesser extent, Dave Goelz (as Gonzo in more of a supporting role). The "newcomers" provide life to the cast, but also reveal the that these are not the Muppets of our youth - while Eric Jacobsen does a fantastic job filling in for Frank Oz's roles (Piggy, Fozzy, Sam, Animal, even a cameo by Yoda) and Bill Barreta's Pepe is as sly and funny as ever, other classic characters such as Scooter, Janice, and Rowlf are noticeably different, or even silent altogether. While the differences in the older Muppets are a result of the puppets suffering the death or retirement of their main puppeteers, some of the newer characters are as cringe-inducing as ever. Johnny Fiama, I'm lookin' at you.
The spotty lameness extends to the human roles, though not in places you might expect. David Arquette is surprisingly not completely irritating in his role, and Joanne Cusak is appropriately nasty as the villain. But Whoopi Goldberg makes an uniteresting God (who does make an interesting God?) and Matthew Lillard's turn as a French director, is, well, um, he tried. Yes, he tried.
The film itself (or, the TV Movie itself) is not bad, providing decent pacing, excellent production values, breezy, smart writing, and even some treats for Muppet fans. There are several sweet in-jokes, such as when God rewinds to the beginning of Kermit's story, she stops at the tail end of an interview with -ugh- Carson Daly, and Kermit says "...and that's why I wear this funny green collar!" Kudos for the subtlety of Scooter's lame boast at the theater Christmas party, "My uncle used to own this theater, you know!"
Additionally, a few surprises await, and the only one I'll give away is that Fozzie has an action sequence. Yes, an action sequence. It, like so much else in the film, is decent while hovering perilously close to being bad. But, to its credit, it's something new, and nothing is more new than seeing the hard-luck Muppets of a "Kermit-less" universe, a twisted world where Piggy is a Miss Cleo-like psychic living in a small apartment with twenty cats.
Of final note are the sheer amount of Muppet cameos in the film. Sweetums, Lew Zealand, Crazy Harry and even Beauregard - BEAUREGARD - make appearences, sometimes even with lines. It was a trip to see characters long since retired shake the dust off at least one last time.
All in all, this is worth seeing for the casual Muppet fan, but perhaps only worth owning for those still entranced by talking pieces of felt with googly eyes. For this franchise to survive, they're going to have to take more risks, and It's A Very Merry Muppet Christmas is a good first step."
It's a Muppetful Life
Mark Baker | Santa Clarita, CA United States | 12/11/2003
(4 out of 5 stars)
"The mortgage is coming due on the Muppet Theater. If Kermit and company can pull off a spectacular Christmas show, they?ll be able to buy it. Otherwise, it?ll fall to the evil Miss Bitterman who inherited the bank from her recently deceased father. She wants them to fail so she can demolish the theater for a trendy nightclub. When things go wrong on Christmas Eve, it looks like the gang will be separated for good.Fortunately, their plight has caught the attention of an angel in Heaven. When God sends ?DannyL? down to help, Kermit wishes he?d never been born. The results surprise him. But how can his revelation that he does matter help them out of their situation?If you think the plot of this movie sounds like another Christmas movie, you?d be correct. Still, the gang manages to keep us entertained through the entire story with a fantastic show at the theater and with Fozzie?s hilarious attempts to get the money to the bank on time to name a couple fun moments. Some of the jokes will go over kid?s heads, but will make adults laugh out loud. There seems to be a bit too much sexual humor, usually involving Joan Cusack?s Miss Bitterman character. Most of it will go over kid?s heads, but why it needed to be there in a kid?s movie is beyond me. Speaking of whom, Ms. Cusack is over the top, but in a fun, campy performance that does fit the movie. David Arquette is a tad bumbling as DannyL, but Whoopi is enjoyable as God. And there are more cameos then you can shake a stick at.I guess my biggest complaint with the movie is that it?s not as funny as I was expecting. They take parts of the story quite seriously without the trademark gags and puns we expect from the Muppets. Still, it?s a fun Christmas movie that will be enjoyed for years to come."
A Modern Muppet Twist on a Christmas Classic
Steph | Neverland | 12/15/2003
(4 out of 5 stars)
"I'm not really going to go too much into the plot; I will just say it is a modern muppet version of "It's a Wonderful Life" with some other movies thrown in the mix :) This movie has a lot of big names and guest appearances such as Whoppi Goldberg, Joan Cusack, and David Arquette just to name a few, plus all of the muppets! The DVD version also has muppet bios, bloopers, and deleted scenes - although not as entertaining as I had hoped, but still nice little extras. If you love the muppets, I would highly recommend adding this movie to your collection."
A pleasant surprise for Christmas!
Wembley | ny | 01/25/2003
(4 out of 5 stars)
"As a life-long Muppet fan, I have watched them struggle and slowly fall from briliance, and so when I sat down to watch this tv movie, I was honestly expecting the same poor writing and painfully awkward cameos as have appeared in recent Muppet projects (they have still been highly enjoyable, but not enough to grab the masses --or keep up with old Muppety standards, in my opinion). But I was pleasantly surprised at what a well-written and truly funny, old-style Muppet treat this movie was!! The jokes were NOT all tired and predictable, the puppeteering was on, and even the somewhat abrasive David Arquette played his role well and blended nicely. (Ok --Whoopi as God was a bit much).Yes -- the voices weren't all what they used to be, but heck -- aren't the puppeteers allowed to age?? I think Steve Whitmire has done a fabulous job of taking over many of Henson's characters (he gets better with every project), and I don't have a problem with Jerry and Frank's voices changing a little. They're only human.This movie was very encouraging -- I hope that it is only the beginning of more well-done projects to emerge. **True Muppet fans will really appreaciate the digs the Muppets get on ..ahem..."certain companies" who have attempted to alter contracts and pull the floor out from under the Muppets in real life. Very nice! Although, about that dig against Muppet Central groupies....well, we'll forgive them. ;0P"
Miss Piggy: Fat or Thin? Just Right - Like this movie.....
Julie Jordan Scott | Bakersfield, CA United States | 12/15/2004
(4 out of 5 stars)
"I borrowed that Miss Piggy line from one of the bonuses on the DVD. It was too classic to not share.....just like the rest of this movie - silly, heartwarming and great for multi-age groups.
"We are working for a dream!" says Kermit, his heart ready to save the Muppet theatre in time for their Christmas "Moulin Scrooge" extravaganza starring his long-time love Miss Piggy. Standing right in his way is Rachel Bidderman, played with villainous panache by Joan Cusack.
My three and seven-year-olds enjoyed the story-line as much as I, only their highlights were much different than mine. I loved the references to the Gift of the Magi, Burl Ives in Rudolph, It's a Wonderful Life and the line (from the Burl Ives snowman) "but wait - I am a part of the holiday collective consciousness!" Emma, the seven year old, howled when she saw one of the Muppets perpetually stuck to a light-post a la Flick in "A Christmas Story."
William Macy as a "heavenly bureaucrat" is hilarious (loved the line "What's next, are we all going to wear colior?" and David Arquette plays Daniel as a realistic-cartoony character.
There are so many subtle nuances - it is a treat for ALL ages, accessible at whatever level the viewer is in so that parents and children (grandparents, teens, aunts, uncles, etc) can all enjoy it.
The bonus features on the DVD are classic. I rolled on the floor when I saw "Inside Pepe's Theatre", a take off on "Inside the Actor's Studio" - interviewing director Kirk Thatcher. I also loved the Deleted Scene "Baron Von Scrooge".
This is definitely a DVD you will want to have on your shelf to break out for those days during the holiday season. I know I will enjoy it for years to come.