Uhhhh....No.
Shadow | Seattle, Wa | 10/07/2010
(1 out of 5 stars)
"One hopes they weren't trying to be serious with this film, otherwise it might fall victim to "Mystery Science Theatre 3000". This is for spoony prepubescent girls who want their chimerical vampiric fantasies played out on the silver screen. Naturally, it's 'fleshed-out' by a wealthy, feminine, melanin-challenged brit with a fetish for bathing in diamond glitter and repeating his senior year 83 times (funny how his teachers haven't noticed). The sun should give vamps without SPF 6.5 million a really bad day. Not these--their skin simply sparkles. Right, got it...The plot has more holes than the neck of Dracula's favorite mistress, and I suspect the script was a product of Dr. Seuss' failed attempt at romance. The only thing I enjoyed was the scenery of Forks, WA. The weather there is unbearable, but it did provide a sylvan eeriness and haunting backdrop for the story.
Now go watch the original dracula and Nosferatu beFORE i BITE your NECK. MuuuuuHAHAHAHA
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