Gross!...Awful!...Avoid it like the plague!
05/10/2000
(1 out of 5 stars)
"If you enjoy jokes about wedgies, flatulence, spitting, nose-picking, and using the bathroom, then this is the movie for you. If you want to see 3 remarkably ugly kids exchange vulgar insults, torture an escaped convict, harass their parents, and waste food, then this is the movie for you. But if you have any taste at all, stay away from Treehouse Hostage!"
The Most Touching High School Drama of All Time
02/16/2003
(5 out of 5 stars)
"The Treehouse Hostage, an evolutionary masterpiece in the art of high school drama, takes a daring step in analyzing the social dynamics of the youth of our nation. Starring such unsung talent as Jim Varney, who has played the hopelessly lovable Ernest in the well...Ernest movie classics series, plays a ex-vietnam, underwater, basket weaving coach who befriends a hilariously charming talking dolphin named Nicodemus. Jim Varney's arcane knowledge of ancient Filipino stick fighting style makes for a zenith in the realm of martial arts cinema, the culmination of 20th century action. Overall I would recommend this to anyone possessing any type of obsessive compulsive disorder of the shin, of south east Pennsylvanian descent, or is in any way named Bob. 5 stars. Nuff said."
Perfect!
03/20/2000
(5 out of 5 stars)
"I was a great movie. One of my favourites. Buy it, rent it, You will not be disappointed"