Are you kidding me???
mizziah | A viewer from nowhere | 08/16/2004
(1 out of 5 stars)
"This movie's a complete joke on every level from the shoddy script to the lame performances. It's obvious that this doesn't work as a horror film, but this sorry excuse for a movie doesn't even work as a comedy. I'm sure the Polonia Brothers are great guys. I can see, even from a movie like this, that they have some talent. Check out Among Us. It's a terrible movie as well, but at least there you can see that some effort went into the making on it. This looks and feels like it was made over a couple weekends. I love micro-budget flicks. These are movies made by people who have to overcome massive obstacles to tell their stories. I can overlook shaky production quality and wooden acting as long as I can tell that an attempt is being made to make a good movie. Sorry. It didn't happen here. I wish the Polonias would take more time when they make their "movies". Maybe then they would make something worth watching. Unless you're a connoisseur of bad movies, or you're looking for something to screen at your bad-movie night, avoid this at all costs."