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Please stab me through my eyes.

Mr. J. Griffith | Seattle, WA | 12/28/1999

(1 out of 5 stars)

"This is an awful, lying movie. First, let's look at the title. "Nymphoid" - No, there were NO NYMPHOIDS. Nothing nymphoidic happened at all. At the beginning the Nymphoid says: 'sometimes my juices get flowing and I get so hot'. Well, at no time did the juices get flowing. "Barbarian" - They wore EXTREMELY CLEAN, yet artfully ragged clothes. I guess that makes them barbarians. "Dinosaur Hell" - First of all, they weren't dinosaurs, they were 'mutated pets'. Secondly, in Dinosaur Hell, I'd expect there to be lots of scary dinosaurs. There were neither lots of dinosaurs, nor were they scary. Every now and again the lobotomized chimp that wrote this tripe would remember to throw in something lizardy that would roar a little. Woooo. The stop motion in this movie wasn't terrible, but that's the only thing that wasn't. The plot drug on and on, there was next to no gore or nudity... The only good thing was a trailer for another (more promising) Troma flick called something along the lines of "Murdering Nurses Find Passion." A TRAILER WAS THE ONLY GOOD THING! A **TRAILER**!"

DO NOT buy this thing!!

Toxic Boy | Wesley Chapel, FL United States | 05/15/2002

(1 out of 5 stars)

"When I got this movie I was expecting another great Troma classic. I mean, how can you go wrong with a title like that. The main actress is ugly as sin and furthermore there is no nudity. This movie does not deserve the Troma logo on it! DO NOT buy this thing."

Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell

Spencer Wendleton | Independence, MO United States | 01/02/2003

(3 out of 5 stars)

"Troma is at it again. If you like clay dinosaurs and little dialouge, then step right up. This isn't for the easily disuaded moviegoer. Those who enjoy a few swordfights, puppet-like worms popping from the ground to feast on dogs and human flesh, a severed arm (this happens once),and lizard creatures that make annoying noises, then bring it on. I have to be a little honest, I love horror and it's the simple things that carry me through the hour and twenty minutes this movie has to give. This has one scene of boobage, flat and nothing to do with the plot, and some gore, but it's mostly the adventure that turned me on to buy this thing and keep it in my collection. If you're a true fan, then fork it over, but if you're indecisive and a virgin to the gore industry, then stay away!"

IT'LL BORE YOU TO DEATH

Toxic Boy | 04/18/1999

(1 out of 5 stars)

"PERHAPS TROMA'S WORST MOVIE. IT IS SET IN PREHISTORIC TIMES AND IT'S ABOUT A WOMAN BARBARIAN. ONLY WATCH THIS MOVIE IF YOU HAVE TROUBLE TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP."