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Y. Chiu | NJ | 09/20/2005

(1 out of 5 stars)

"I'm not sure where to start on a movie this bad. The acting in this movie is absolutely horrendous. There is next to nothing in the F/X department. It seems that anybody could have thrown together a number of people from the street and produced a better movie.



Please avoid this movie at all costs. ( Hey, I want my money back. )"

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The One | St.Louis, Mo | 08/19/2004

(1 out of 5 stars)

"Do not get this sad excuse for a horror movie unless you like fake $1.00 spiderwebs, exxxxxxxtremely bad: acting, special effects (laughable,looks Like they just used powerpoint), script, lines, sex scenes(two pg-rated bad ones), repeated scenes of ghouls eating the same persons' guts (looks like jelly), fighting scenes (touch gouls face it falls off). The only horror in this movie is the horror of knowing it's more than 2 minutes long after you've starting watching it. I rolled my eyes several times at how bad everything was, everything I listed above and whatever else you can think of that I messed. Frankly, I don't want to spend another minute thinking about it. I bought the dvd, I watched the dvd in agony, I gave the dvd away, the end."