Search - Miss March (Unrated) [Blu-ray] on Blu-ray

K. K. (GAMER)
Reviewed on 9/10/2019...

A slapstick naughty comedy that has some funny spots. Feels like Road Trip with some American Pie. Has regular and unrated version. Craig Robinson stars in this. A must watch for Comedy fans!

Unfunny, decent Blu pic, not worth it overall

Steve Kuehl | Ben Lomond, CA | 07/24/2009

(2 out of 5 stars)

"I really cannot find good reason to describe the plot in any detail, but sufficed to say two guys make a venture for the Playboy mansion in hopes of reacquainting with a lost love centerfold. In the interim we get treated to plenty of diarrhea, old sight gags, boring writing, unfunny jokes, and lengthy diatribe that would have been funny ten years ago. I can laugh at good fire service jokes, but the whole psychotic, sexless firemen gag running throughout the film was lame - and it would be nice if one film would actually show how the pumpers really work (sans the Con Air, Evolution, Miss March incorrectness)



The Blu pic is actually decent through most of the film, though delving into the B grade quality stock through several indoor sequences. Nothing to test the visuals as the cross country footage entails all of 30 seconds so that leaves the sound and supplements. The sound is uneventful and the supplements cater to the Whitest Kids U Know crowd.



The Viral Videos offering is a staged audition sequence that does not entertain much, but as stated the fans that have been renting the TV series are asking about this. The Down & Dirty uncensored (or edited option) allowed Craig Robinson (Pineapple Express, Zack & Miri, etc.) to have more of the only fun in the movie with his rapping video clip.



I have to admit Hugh Hefner has a natural screen presence and his 60 second sequence was actually appropriate - it appears he does not have to act, it just comes naturally, as does his explanation about how to treat women; skip the movie and just watch that one part.



The unrated is only 3:10 minutes longer and had nothing special to offer over the rated. I did verify they dubbed over the school speech in both versions, so I am curious what she was actually saying that they had to change it. Skipper."

I Guess I Just Have Bad Taste....

ClydeNut | 06/27/2009

(5 out of 5 stars)

"but I couldn't help but laugh at the insane humor on display here. I suppose I'm just an immature teenager at heart sometimes (and I love The Whitest Kids U Know, well, at least the first 2 seasons).



I don't know if I can recommend this film, because it's obviously not for everyone......in fact I don't think it's for anyone really, except for me and my friends. So if any of you are reading this.....oh what the hell, you're gonna buy it anyways."

Funny, but extremely crude

B. E Jackson | Pennsylvania | 02/14/2010

(5 out of 5 stars)

"This is one of those kind of comedies that's easy to dismiss as pure, immature garbage, but...



I was laughing while watching it, so it's hard to really hate a movie like this.



You know how it is- you think a movie absolutely stinks, but you keep watching it anyway because you find it funny?



You don't *want* to laugh because secretly you know it's bottom of the barrel comedy... but you continue watching despite that. Yeah you get the point. It's one of *those* kind of films.



The amount of vulgar scenes you will witness in Miss March is incredibly high. This is NOT a movie for kids- this is strictly humor intended for young adults.



A young man plans to have his first sexual experience with a girl a magical one, and on prom night, but while he's getting ready to head for her bedroom, he takes a wrong turn down the basement stairs, falling down, and a toolbox hits him on the head before the entire cabinet comes crashing down on top of him. Talk about a rough night.



Four years later, he wakes up in the hospital room, and let me just say his friend (who totally reminds me of WWE wrestler Edge) is the main character in the film, and he's a complete moron. No matter what he does, everything he does is wrong. He's goofy, immature, and gross. Hey, we all know people like that in real life, haha. His friend however (the one who wakes up in the hospital) is the complete opposite of that- he's more respectable and treats women with dignity.



Anyway, we find out the girlfriend of the young man who awakes in the hospital has found a career as a model at the Playboy mansion, so the two friends take a ride to the west coast in search for his girlfriend.



THIS is when the story really gets going, and the two of them go on some amazing adventures while traveling around the country, usually really moronic adventures that involve making trouble with people they shouldn't be messing with.



Overall, a really funny film. NOT necessarily a well made, thought-provoking, intelligent kind of humor, but good enough to create some laughs for 1 hour and 20 minutes."