Best Movie Ever. Ever ever. Seriously.
Cenate Pruitt | 12/29/2002
(5 out of 5 stars)
"A dramatic masterpiece of staggering proportions, "Dark Skin Assassin" is a tour-de-force of the absurd, fueled by the fact that neither a dark-skinned person nor an assassin ever appears in the film.
Our hero, Seaman Chelsea, must travel to the mysterious Death Villa to escape his arch-rival, Liu Shao Fung. Whilst there, he meets a fanciful array of characters, including a kindly spirit, a beautiful housekeeper, and a mysterious hooded host.
After a confrontation with the Villa's General, Chelsea becomes inveigled in a plot to destroy the Wudang School, spearheaded by Lao Dao Barge, his host at Death Villa.
Excitement ensues as "Operation Thunder" finds Chelsea and his allies facing off against a horde of foes. Twists and turns aplenty ensure the action keeps a breakneck pace.Also, there are noodles and meat."
Reviews are for wrong film
B. APPLEBY | 06/19/2008
(1 out of 5 stars)
"The four reviews shown here describe the 1981 movie directed by Ling
Yun not the 1989 movie directed by Tommy Fan (Faan Sau Ming)!
Check out the entries for this title on IMDB and the Hong Kong Movie Database!"
My all time favorite kung fu movie.
A. Griffin | L... | 01/26/2008
(5 out of 5 stars)
"I own dozens of martial arts films and The Last Duel is my very favorite. I admit it is not a very good movie but there are just some things about it that make it tight. The movie starts out with a desparate man in the desert who has been stalked and followed to the edges of nowhere by the relentless and invincible Si Man Qiao Si..."