Whatever You Do . . . Don't Open The BoxFour felons are contacted by an anonymous client vis the Internet. Their instructions - go to a remote location, pick up a sealed box and keep it safe for 24 hours. The reward - over... more » a million dollars. Seems simple enough. However, upon getting it back to their apartment, their curiosity gets the better of them and they decide to investigate their package. What they discover is that they have unleashed a deadly creature - and none of them are getting out alive.« less
David M. (bigdaddyhorse) from ANN ARBOR, MI Reviewed on 1/20/2010...
In fairness to those trying to swap this disc, I'll keep it short.
Hated it.
1 of 2 member(s) found this review helpful.
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I Did Not Get A "0" Star Option
07/11/2002
(1 out of 5 stars)
"I am NOT trying to be funny; this is the worst movie I have ever seen. The movie rental place should've sued me for renting such a bad "movie"."
Absolute trash!
06/24/2002
(1 out of 5 stars)
"I could not believe how bad this movie was. I am a fan of horror movies and I thought the box looked ok for a low-budget horror film.I barely made it through the entire movie! It was awful! There was alot of needless murder and bloodshed. I thought that the
"item" was the silliest looking thing I had ever seen!I tried to get a refund or exchange from the video store but I could'nt. I threw it in the trash!!Please don't purchase this video or Dvd until you have rented it.Then you can be your own judge.I wish I could go back in time and leave that trash on the shelf!"
A Horrible Movie For People Without A Life
Nathan T. | SOMEWHERE | 02/14/2004
(1 out of 5 stars)
"I'm writing this review to warn people about this movie. Whatever you do, DO NOT BUY IT, DO NOT RENT IT, AND IF SOMEONE GAVE IT TO YOU DO NOT TAKE IT!!With faulty reviews and setup, it makes you think the movie was going to be a real thriller, but after about a couple of minutes, you'll find yourself saying "oh my god I wished I didn't get this movie". I got to say, it is a major waste of time and if you don't have a life or you can't tell the difference between what a good movie and a bad movie is, than go ahead and see it. I thought this movie was a college class project, that's how horrible it was, it's a joke! A lot of lame bloody scenes, a major lot of cussing, some nasty offensive moments, combined with some dumb trigger crazy peeps and a worm-like creature COMBINED with bad filming, bad directing, bad plots, and bad everything is what this movie is all about. I stopped about 3/4 way through, trying to see if the movie ever gets better. In the end I wasted time and I couldn't get a refund. I rented it, don't worry!!"
Absolutely the worst!
Nathan T. | 06/24/2002
(1 out of 5 stars)
"I was shocked at how terrible this video was. I watched it once and that was certainly enough. I am a fan of horror movies and I thought that the box looked ok for a low-budget movie. I purchased it and,when I made it through(barely!),I could not believe it! It was so stupid, to me. I tried to get a refund or exchange at the video store, but was not able to. I threw the movie in the trash can!The worst parts were the needless and stupid bloodshed and the ending of the movie. The "item" was a silly looking thing too!Please make sure you rent this movie before purchasing it. Don't make the same mistake I did.This is my own personal opinion. Be your own judge!"
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david rhea | oxford, MS USA | 02/05/2002
(1 out of 5 stars)
"Sleaziness -cursing-foul language (especially the F word).Artisan is bad about releasing such trash.If there is a market for this ...-well we've sunk to a new low.I tried, but could't watch this thing through.Absolutely terrible in every way a movie can be terrible."