The suckitude was immense
Anthony N. Conigliaro | St. Louis, MO | 12/12/2008
(1 out of 5 stars)
"If you are a fan of "Rock and Roll Nightmare," avoid this title like the plague. I have a very high tolerance for bad B movies, but this movie disappointed me. Yep, compared to the schlockfest that was "Rock and Roll Nightmare," this was terrible. How do you make a sequel to a bad movie shot in a week with the producers friends for $50,000 and turn out a grossly inferrior product? I love B movies, but this made me want to sue to get the 90 minutes of my life back. I had low expectations for "Rock and Roll Nightmare," but it was very enjoyable in a "Plan 9" kind of way. I did not expect "Citizen Cain," but this movie had me longing for the production values of "Manos" or "Sorority Babes in the Slimeball Bowl-a-Rama," or even "Rock and Roll Nightmare." Even if you are a fan of B movies, please avoid this. It really hurts."
Terrible
Mr. A. Quartararo | Sydney. Australia | 12/10/2009
(1 out of 5 stars)
"This movie is woeful.
The first movie was a bad movie, but so bad, it was good. This is just bad.
Boring and with no charm. I would give this 0/10 if possible."
I was Warned....But I Didn't Listen
Graboidz | Westminster, Maryland | 02/10/2009
(1 out of 5 stars)
"As the second reviewer here, let me just state that Anthony's review is SPOT-ON!! I read his review before purchasing, but failed to heed the warning. The bad movie lover in me just couldn't resist the latest Jon Mikl Thor offering....and I paid dearly, not only am I out a couple of bucks for the flick itself, but I've also lost eighty minutes of my life I'll never get back, and this flick may have done some permanent damage to my health and well being.
First of all, let me say that "Rock n' Roll Nightmare", Jon Mikl Thor's 80's hair metal band vs. satanic sock puppets flick is a personal favorite. It's awful for sure, but enjoyably awful in a "Hard Rock Zombies" kind of way. "Intercessor: Another Rock n' Roll Nightmare" is simply awful. Shot on someone's camcorder with rejects from the community dinner theater, I was truly embarassed watching this film. Jon Mikl Thor sporting a goofy costume rummaged from your local Halloween Costume shop sets out to save a little girl from Mephisto, and the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, as well as some girls representing the elements?! Seeing a 50 something Jon Mikl Thor running around with his gut pooched out, donning a rubber gladiator mask did tickle my funny bone initially, and watching the truly laughable fight scenes with digital effects slapped on in post-production was also worth a giggle...initially. But after an hour or so, it just got repetitive and extremely dull.
I will say the soundtrack isn't bad. Say what you will about Thor's acting and fight choreography, he can still rock out. But do yourself a favor, if interested in the tunes, run down the soundtrack as it's available...don't buy this flick, it will cause you too much pain and humiliation. Take it from someone who had to learn it the hard way."