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J. Balsamo | 09/01/2006
(2 out of 5 stars)
"I am thankful I read the reviews before watching the film. Watching the film without the reviews would result in mass confusion. Reading the reviews first makes the film watchable. For example, one scene a white woman with blonde hair jumps out the window but through the window a short dark skinned man with a mustach and grey wig comes through the window and then changes back to the woman. Put it in slow motion and it is great. So many other classic scenes that are only good if you know they are coming. Vampires hop like bunnies until they fight. Movie is two movies spliced into one so the transition of scenes make no sense. A side character who we really have little to no information on becomse the robo cop. He somehow has jedi powers in scenes where he uses the force to obtain his weapon. If you can find it for $2 or less get it. If not, avoid."
The good the bad and the ugly
Matthew Bondy | Windsor, Ontario, Canada | 08/01/2006
(1 out of 5 stars)
"if you like bad movies, laughably bad movies, then robovampire is a film for you. however if you have seen robovampire and are looking for another film like it, devils dynamite will disappoint. i would suggest catman: lethal track, its not quite as good but it has its moments. overall i suggest buying robovampire alone if possible."