"Look, stop me if you've heard this one before..." There were these two guys who break into a warehouse owned by the boss of the South London Mafia, and while ransacking his office they steal a necklace formerly owned by ... more »a Chinatown triad and faster than you can say "Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels", our erstwhile thieves find themselves kneedeep in the middle of a gang war. Murder, Mayhem and Martial Arts mix with rapid fire dialogue as our two 'geezers' stumble, bumble and speed talk their way through one dangerous situation after another. Part "Snatch" and part "Drunken Master", Draining Lizards follows in the long tradition of modern British Gangster films like "Love, Honor and Obey" and "Gangster No. 1".« less