A few funny spots but not nearly as funny as the other scary movie, etc. ones. A common theme nose dived the rating. Not a must watch. Walk away!
Movie Reviews
The five STRANGEST things about Disaster Movie
Del Keyes | In The Middle of the Sunshine | 08/18/2010
(1 out of 5 stars)
"1. "MY SUPER SWEET 16" PARODY. The main kid Will (Matt Lanter) is 25, and he wanted a sweet 16 party. Even as a non-sequitor, this is just weird.
2. THE BLATANT STUNT DOUBLES. This is something I noticed in "Epic Movie" (the martial arts sequence) and "Date Movie" (the motorcycle ride), as well as "Disaster Movie". They're obvious and right in your face, yet there's no irony and clever quip behind them. This film went all out just to show the stunt double right next to the original actor after the end of the typical dance sequence, yet the movie did nothing to make it funny outside acknowledging the stunt players.
3. JUNO'S BABY BEATING UP SARAH JESSICA PARKER. How did the baby's legs attack S.J Parker while it's still inside the womb? I get the "Zohan" reference just from Juno beating her up, but then the baby's legs come in and I just didn't get it. Oh, and Juno's water broke in an exaggerated way, yet she didn't give birth after that, which ended up being a pointless scene.
4. Kim Kardashian: "WE SAW YOUR DREAM, WILL". How? How did she saw his dream? Was she just humoring him because she didn't believe him about the premonitions in the first place? WTF?
5. THE PUPPET CHIPMUNKS. The most godawful-looking recreations of Alvin and the Chipmunks were singing showtunes, and then they suddenly broke into a satanic metal song. Up until the part where the chipmunks start attacking people's groins, I didn't hate this.
"Disaster Movie" isn't just awful, it's bizarre, bizarre, bizarre. This film has the usual suspects to berate a [blank] Movie, but the thing that annoys me the most is for a movie called "Disater Movie", there's no references to that genre. Many of the throwaway pop-culture references, celebrity look-alikes, lampooned situations, and awful puppet designs for cartoon characters are in relation to the superhero, action, animation, and fantasy genres, nothing about the disaster genre itself. No "Cloverfield", no "Armageddon", no "Volcano", not even "The Day After Tomorrow". Okay, there was one "Day" part where the city froze, but it was so brief I wouldn't even call it a reference; same for the tornado, and I wouldn't even call it a "Twister" reference. I don't think think Friedberg/Seltzer even had the budget to do actual disaster parodies. There's not a single merit this film has...except for Chris Classic's "Doin' My Thang" in the end credits; that's a very good rap song, and it's sadly exposed in the wrong movie."
This movie doesn't deserve one star
C. leslie | 09/12/2010
(1 out of 5 stars)
"this is the worst movie I seen in my life. don't waste your time wiht this one...trust me!"
Best "Worst Movie" Ever!
Steve Ziplow | Hilton Head Island, SC USA | 08/10/2010
(1 out of 5 stars)
"This is one of the greatest "terrible" movies I have ever seen. The production value is top notch- great dancing, stunts...Musical numbers are almost Broadway quality. You need to be a pretty avid movie goer to get the fact that every single aspect of this movie is making fun of some other motion picture.
But, enough is enough- No matter how well you do this stuff- it has to turn out bad in the end. However, this movie is just about the best "worst movie" I have ever seen. unfortunately, in 20 years no one will will have any idea of what or whom they are making fun of.---- Keep an eye out for Crista Flanagan, who plays the role of Juney. I believe this girl has a future in the business."
Truly a disaster of a movie.
GOOMZTEAM | 3-CITIES, WA | 10/02/2010
(1 out of 5 stars)
"Alright well, this movie was laying around(I did not rent it and I'm not going to go into my personal life and explain where I was at and who had rented it, but yea) and I decided to watch it. Well, I honestly smirked about twice during the entire movie. Really, I wanted to watch this mainly because Carmen Electra was in it. I mean she is hot, or was, shes old now, but that's not the case here. I think that may be why a lot of people have chosen to watch this movie, because of Carmen Electra. Did I mention she was in Baywatch, AND PLAYBOY? Oh back to the movie, sorry. But really, I tried to look at the stupid humor point of view like Napoleon Dynamite stupid, but I actually could laugh at that movie. Oh yea, Kim Kardashian was in the movie as well, wut wut. Going off track there again, sorry. If I could rate this movie a 0 as someone else mentioned I would. It seemed to me the director/producer/whoever else was involved in creating this film had no idea what they were doing and that they were just throwing whatever dumb idea came to mind out into the movie without thinking twice about it."