A walk through the woods...
Biz | 01/17/2008
(1 out of 5 stars)
"This is the harrowing tale of three people walking through the woods. I'm not kidding, thats it. I suppose if I was to get more detailed in my description its actually the harrowing tale of a fat guy with a bag over his head that abducts two tattooed barflys and then they all walk through the woods. At one point they stop and the fat guy takes a dump. Then they all drink some whiskey and they are back on their way. Walking through the woods..."
How not to stretch a short
R. Buchanan | 07/12/2009
(1 out of 5 stars)
"Take the first 15 minutes and the last 15 minutes, drop the long walk through the woods, the shaky hand held camera and the low budget special effects and at least you have a somewhat coherent story. However, we are tortured for an extra hour with scenes of a guy with a sack over his head escorting his captives through the woods for some unknown nefarious reason to things we're really better off not seeing or are of no interest whatsoever. If you could watch it for cheap with a fast forward capability, that would be your only salvation and my only recommendation."