The hunt is on when something unnatural comes back to life - and its ready to harvest some new victims. Studio: Lions Gate Home Ent. Release Date: 09/14/2004 Starring: Don Digiulio Jennifer Leigh Run time: 86 minutes ... more »Rating: R« less
"As a horror film, (even as a no-budget first-time effort) Dark Harvest is an atrocity on all accounts. It is an endless barrage of poorly scripted and clumsily directed cliches that fail to entertain beyond it's campy ineptness.
In addition to flat and lifeless cinematography, the film boasts an editing style that emulates the pacing and creativity of a 1950's classroom hygiene film. The dialog is abysmally bad and given little credibility by a poorly directed cast of amateur actors. To be fair, the old adage that 'an actor is only as good as his/her script' should be noted -- meaning that the writer/director should be held accountable for the majority, if not all, of this mess.
Even the intellectually challenged and undiscriminating gore-hound will find little, if anything, of value in Dark Harvest, as the special makeup effects are the bloody equivalent to an Ed Wood flying saucer."
Horrible.
The Dodge | Manhattan | 08/30/2005
(1 out of 5 stars)
"Just horrible. please avoid. Not even "SO BAD IT'S FUN" bad.
Ugh. Even the nudity was boring!"
Awful
J. McQuillen | Sydney, Australia | 06/19/2005
(1 out of 5 stars)
"This is possibly the worst film I have ever seen....just dont even bother wasting your life on this garbage!"
Painfully terrible horror film in every aspect
K. Cannon | USA | 04/21/2004
(1 out of 5 stars)
"Dark Harvest is an incredibly terrible horror film in every aspect. Bad acting, inept direction, poor special effects, horrible cinematography and fake looking lighting.I wanted every annoying character in this movie to die off fast so this movie would end quickly! The scarecrows looked so laughable that it was almost unreal. It looked like they bought skeleton masks at Wal-mart during Halloween and used them for this movie. The fake blood looked more like chocolate syrup with cherry sauce mixed in. The lighting in the movie looked so forced and fake that it constantly reminds you that this is a movie. During the outside night scenes it's obvious that there are high-beam lights (spot lights?) shining on the actors and background. Whoever it was that handled the lighting should quit that business for good.The script for the film seemed like it was written up in one night, seriously. We are talking really bad dialogue and characters here! I can't think of a single redeeming feature for this piece of garbage. If you're looking for a good horror film with Scarecrows get "Dark Night Of The Scarecrow" (1981) or "Scarecrows" (1988). Leave Dark Harvest to the crows......"
Do not watch this film!!!!!!!!!
colin hawk | preston england | 11/20/2004
(1 out of 5 stars)
"This is THE worst film that i have ever seen (and i have seen blairwitch 2!) it has got to be the worst film ever made. i have even taken the time out of my life to warn you appreciators of good films not to burden yourselves with the shame of watching it, the acting is incredibly bad as is the camerawork (what was the director thinking?). this film is so bad it does not even warrant the 1 star which i gave it. PLEASE do not even think about seeing this flik 4 the sake of film buffs everywhere infact if you see it in a shop just burn it. simple as that!"