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Pale Mutant Succubi and STILL not good!

Len Snark | California | 12/26/2006

(2 out of 5 stars)

"First things first: this isn't a cannibal movie, it's a pale mutant succubi meets uncharismatic actor love story. The box art and title of the film are misleading to the extreme. The movie is slow, something that wouldn't be a bad thing if it actually had somewhere to go, but instead it's like driving 1 mph to work: it's not a destination that you're going to get excited about and there's not much to see along the way. The script is lousy and contains more padding than a 12 year old at her first school dance. Want an example of the stupidity? Okay: a character suddenly goes from "hmmm, there's something fishy going on" to researching succubi on the Internet. Now, I'm no French-Canadian, but here in the U-S-of A we do not naturally jump to the conclusion that weird things are brought on by medieval demons unless we have some compelling evidence. Don't get all excited about the succubi angle anyway--there's not much in the way of nekkid-ness and what there is isn't very prominent or noteworthy. Memo to Canada: we're not amused."

Very misleading title and cover artwork

Mark | Madison, Wisconsin | 01/01/2007

(4 out of 5 stars)

"I orginally wanted to see a horror movie when I picked this one up. It is not really a horror movie but a thriller that is more of a drama thriller. It is billed very wrong. Now, with that out of the way, it is a pretty decent movie. It's orginal language is French, but has been english dubbed. The acting is excellent and the story is very different than any thing that I have ever watched before. And it is all about boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy tried to find girl, boy get girl back. Watch the movie and you will understand what I am saying. You won't be disappointed."