OMG! There?s this girl at school, Yamada, who wants to make like a hundred sex friends. She totally thinks she can de-virginize one hundred different boys! Can you believe that? That?s like every boy in the school. Who doe... more »s she think she is? I heard from my friend?s neighbor?s cousin?s lab partner that Yamada?s never even been kissed. Oh. My. God. I would totally die. That?s like burn all your makeup and shave off your eyebrows embarrassing. I can?t even think about it. Today at lunch I saw Yamada flirting, like for reals flirting, with that geek Kosuda. You know the guy. Photography club, no muscles, boring face, kind of reminds you of a black-and-white movie. Super lame. If Yamada can?t even make the sex with him, she?ll never score a hundred cherry boys. She needs to take like Sex Ed or something because I heard she can?t give it away!« less