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Don't Order This Version!

Joshua Koppel | 05/20/2004

(1 out of 5 stars)

"Don't make my mistake of ordering this version. The cover does not say whether it's R-rated or unrated, but it must have been heavily edited to take out all the good parts. I saw nothing but the back of the girls or quick, fuzzy glimpses of the front. Very frustrating & non-erotic. No comparison whatsoever to Femalien, Virtual Encounters, or Lolida 2000. Why would Amazon or MTI studio even want to sell this version thru internet is beyond me since it only hurts the sale & marketing of the unrated version. In any case, I'm glad I only paid $9.99 for it, but plan to ship it back to Amazon & ask for replacement in the unrated version. (By the way, the plots are silly & the acting is mechanical, but that's not what I'm complaining about.)"

Really good softcore, X-Files parody.

Joshua Koppel | 05/10/2004

(4 out of 5 stars)

"Alien Files is a fun, sex filled, softcore parody of the X-Files television series and movies like Species. It's the way the stories for all softcore should be done, because basically, it's just an entertaining vehicle for an almost non-stop parade of sex scenes and hot looking women taking of their clothes and pleasuring themselves.A spaceship finds an unknown fungus while on a mission. The fungus is actually an alien life form in a dormant state. It infects a female member of the spaceship's crew. The alien subsists on human sexual pleasure, so it makes the female get really horny. She tears off all her clothes, smears alien fungus goo all over her body and brings herself to orgasm. The alien creates a duplicate of her body, where it runs wild on the ship, having sex with the rest of the crew and taking the form of a couple of the other female crew members along the way. When the spaceship lands back on earth, the alien escapes and two FBI agents must track it down for the rest of the movie. During all this, the alien has sex and changes female form several more times.There are twelve sex scenes. Three are girl solo, one is girl/girl, and eight are boy/girl. However, a couple of those are pretty short and the girls keep their clothes on during the lesbian scene. The rest of the sex scenes are all good though. All the women are beautiful, with A list stars like Kira Reed, Blake Pickett, Kim Yates, and Gabriella Hall. The sounds of the actors/actresses are all audible over the music.This is easy to recommend."

Better Than Average

Joshua Koppel | Chicago, IL United States | 08/27/2004

(4 out of 5 stars)

"During the opening credits one realizes that "Alien Files" is not really the title of this film. The real title has been edited over (I don't know if they were in conflict with a certain television series or a series of books from England). Two FBI agents have been brought in when a space mission returns from a tragic journey.



The astronauts encountered some space fungus and then were seduced by a shapechanging alien. Only one of the crew has managed to escape. But soon the agents find themselves chasing the alien across the country. They also learn a shocking secret about an earlier space mission.



Lots of sex fills out this erotic parody of a popular show. The story is good enough to stand separately from the sex and that is unusual. There si even mention of a coming sequel so if you like this one you might be able to see more. If you like erotic films with a good story backing it up you will probably like this one.

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DON"T WASTE YOUR MONEY

Edward C. Jones III | 11/24/2005

(2 out of 5 stars)

"I bought this film and I was dissapointed. I mean, yes, the women are beautiful, but the film itself is a dud. I'd like to say this is a good R rated movie, but I can't; while the sex scenes aren't much beyond an R movie, the storyline sucks. Don't get me wrong, I think this movie has a lot of potential; an alien fungus that takes the form of women, (I'm glad they didn't have it attack men, because I don't want to see that) but that's where the good idea stops. This sex crazed alien starts having less than belivable sex with many men it goes by.

I think it should have more (and better) girl girl sex than the one feeling/rubbing scene it has.



I think the title of the review is the best way to put it."